me: "i danced by myself for a couple of hours today. i am a fabulous leader."
lomyl: "and a follower... especially when you are leading."
me: "i was nuanced, subtle, and very manly. not too bossy."
lomyl: "so the seduction was a success?"
me: "i sighed into my ear. and then i tried to nibble it, but my teeth aren't long enough."
lomyl: "and then you spun really fast, really macho?"
me: "i liked that, very much."
lomyl: "what, seducing yourself?"
me: "spinning very fast."
lomyl: "so that your spinning ears can catch the sweet sighing words?"
me: "oh baby, i love myself. i am so vunderful, so manly."
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