don't they know

dear diary,

i can't take it A. N. Y. M. O. R. E !!!!

these "men" who teach on the floor, who tell their partners where and how to drape/drag/lift/pull/swing//////// their bodies.

don't they know how idiotic they look? don't they know how foolish they look? i mean, i am a guy, and i can't stand it...

once, i asked a woman to dance. she said, "i am a beginner. will you teach me?" i said, "i am sorry, i am not qualified. i can't teach you. if you would like to dance, i would love that." we did not dance.

... you know what? i enjoy the company of these "men." it's just that... something happens to them when they are on the dance floor, and they just have to open their big fat mouths. argh!

i have bad bad thoughts, like, is is how they have sex?

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i wish... well, in judo, if you open your mouth, you better be able to back it up. once, a brown-belt (almost black-belt) was "showing" a white-belt (total beginner) how to do a move. i happen to know that the white-belt was in fact a wrestling champion and an olympian. while the brown-belt talked, the white-belt was courteous and quiet. then it was time to spar. white-belt whumped, and i mean WHUMPED WHUMPED WHUMPED the brown-belt so hard and so fast, that if brown-belt had a tail, it would have been between his shaky legs.

if only whumping were allowed in the tango...