Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year. I brushed my teeth every day. I took out the trash. I clean the bathroom every week (except when Lomyl was away). I drove responsibly and carefully, even though sometimes I wanted to yell at the knuckleheads on the road. I ate organic food as much as I could.
As you know (of course you do, you are Santa Claus!), I am a sucker for gizmos. And, well, this bicycle (I am sending you a Youtube video, just in case) is simply the most-coolest-awesomest bicycle E. V. E. R. You know how it's such a pain-in-the-butt to carry all those full-sized bicycles in your bag? Well, not this one. Anyway, I am hoping that you have noticed my being good this entire year, and, gosh, I would be so happy if I could have the coolest bike on the block.
With much love and adoration,
Me.
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According to the Santa tracker center, Santa has been detained by the Germans. This has left him behind schedule. He should be delivering toys in France right now. And he has bad weather to contend with while trying to make up time. There is a possibility that he will have to lighten his load to maintain the flightworthy status of the sled. So if the bike does not show, please do not take this as a sign of disapproval from Santa. Times are tough this toy delivery season.
North Pole Mgmt.
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