what men talk about

(three tangueros)

t1 (to t2): "where do you get your pants?"

t2: "it's a long story..."

t1: "i have such a hard time looking for pants that have the right cut..."

t1, t2, t3 (all nod)

t1: "i end up having to buy pants that are just right at the bottom, but way too big around the waist."

t1, t2, t3 (knowing nods, in total agreement)

t3: "so what happens?"

t1: "well, it gets all bunched up at the front."

t2: "or worse, at the back."

t3: "thus explains why no tanguero ever tugs his shirt."

t2: "hey, show us!"

t1 (stands up, pulls up his shirt...)

t2, t3 (burst into loud laughter): "yup!"

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