Yes, I have this dream ALL THE TIME...
Last night, while the enemy was charging towards me, instead of bullets and guns* and stuff like that, I was trying to squish out all the shrimp from a bag into a bowl.
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* I have never fired a gun/pistol/stuff-like-that. This is a real problem, because... I (of course) have had many secret-agent-spy dreams, and since I do not have any real-world experience, other than what I have seen on movies, of what it means to use a firearm, in every single one of my secret-agent-spy dreams, my guns have ALWAYS "jammed," or, the "guns" would not have any "bullets." Sheesh, what kind of secret-agent-spy am I anyway?
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Second tier spy school = no firearms training
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